Better Not Pull Her Over
A woman is driving her car when she is pulled over by a a cop.
He says to her: “Ma’am, may i see your licence please? you were speeding”.
The woman answers: “Oh no, officer, I don’t have a licence, they took it after the 4th time i was caught driving drunk.”.
The officer replies: “That is serious. Give me the car’s registration forms, please”.
The woman answers: “Oh, this is not my car. I stole it from my boss after i killed him. His body is in the trunk, by the way”.
The cop is amazed and immidietly calls for backup while slowly moving away from the car, his hand on his gun.
When backup comes, the chief of the police approaches the woman with his gun pointed at her and orders her to get out of the vehicle.
The woman walks out, as ordered. Then the cheif says: “Ma’am, the officer said you reported a dead body in your trunk. please open it”.
The woman acts amazed and when she opens the trunk, there is nothing there.
The surprised cheif says: “Can i also see your driving-licence?”.
The woman opens her wallet and hands her licence to him.
The chief says: “Well, i’m soory ma’am, i don’t know what to say. The officer over there told me you had a dead body in your trunk and that you didn’t have a licence”.
The woman smiles and says: “bet you that bastard also told you i was speeding, didn’t he?”…